1. A close friend leaves town on business at which point her gorgeous husband invites you over for cocktails. You oblige without hesitation.

2. Yourself and a colleague of equal stature are both under consideration to be promoted into a newly vacant position. To win this spot, you do anything you can to stifle the performance of your competing colleague.

3. A close friend is about to go out on the date of a lifetime wearing a horrendous outfit. You nicely advise her to rethink the outfit, perhaps even offering to loan her a blouse or something.

4. The drop dead gorgeous looker your friend has been pining over suddenly approaches you in a bar. You politely dismiss the advances and instead sing the praises of your friend.

5. The kind gentleman you were sitting next to at a bus stop has accidentally left his wallet behind with $500 in it. You pocket the cash and leave the wallet, then go shopping.

6. A shy, unattractive nerd who's been eyeing you for some time musters up the courage to ask you out on a date. You tell him you're flattered, but that you're presently involved with someone.

7. You were backing out of a parking space and rubbed up against the car parked next to you, causing apparent damage. You immediately scope out the scene to make sure nobody saw you, then hastily get the heck out of there.

8. The movie 9½ Weeks most appropriately identifies your dating/relationship behavior.

9. You believe whole heartedly that truth is the ultimate virtue and that what goes around comes around.